How can I refuse?
The correct answer: I cannot.
You know the last time I had a woman that was not only willing, but HAPPY to give me oral even though I couldn't reciprocate thanks to a certain monthly occurrence?
Never. Especially not one as downright fucking hot as this one.
To all my readers - thanks for the comments. I assure you I'll respond as soon as I can.
In the meantime, my penis awaits stimulation.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Monday, October 8, 2007
Life is Spinning
So some crazy stuff is going on in my life... last Thursday our division president came down from on high and let us know our office would be closing in mid-January.
Initially I was a bit relieved - "I hate this place, I hate this job, I hate our stupid customers, I hate I hate I hate" - but these past few days my head has been spinning. I've been tired... exhausted, really. Depressed.
I've done a little introspection and it all boils down to this:
This place is my identity.
This place is why I've been making more money than anyone within ten years of my age since I was 18. This place is why I was able to afford a house at a 5% interest rate at 19 years old. This place is why I'm proud of who I am and what I've achieved. Thanks to this place I've created an entire corporate intranet site from scratch, by myself, from start to finish, at 21 years old.
All of my accomplishments that separate me from everyone else are right here. And I've never been one to like being "just like everyone else."
Losing this job means I may have to start over. I may have to sell my beautiful 4-bedroom 2-bathroom makes-me-look-like-I-make-100k-a-year house. I may have to go back to making $11.00 an hour just like everyone else does. I may, just for a little while, go back to being a part of the "norm."
I have no idea how I'll handle having to create a new identity for myself.
Spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin ... and end up on my feet anyway.
That's the goal at least.
Initially I was a bit relieved - "I hate this place, I hate this job, I hate our stupid customers, I hate I hate I hate" - but these past few days my head has been spinning. I've been tired... exhausted, really. Depressed.
I've done a little introspection and it all boils down to this:
This place is my identity.
This place is why I've been making more money than anyone within ten years of my age since I was 18. This place is why I was able to afford a house at a 5% interest rate at 19 years old. This place is why I'm proud of who I am and what I've achieved. Thanks to this place I've created an entire corporate intranet site from scratch, by myself, from start to finish, at 21 years old.
All of my accomplishments that separate me from everyone else are right here. And I've never been one to like being "just like everyone else."
Losing this job means I may have to start over. I may have to sell my beautiful 4-bedroom 2-bathroom makes-me-look-like-I-make-100k-a-year house. I may have to go back to making $11.00 an hour just like everyone else does. I may, just for a little while, go back to being a part of the "norm."
I have no idea how I'll handle having to create a new identity for myself.
Spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin ... and end up on my feet anyway.
That's the goal at least.
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Wow...
Improper usage of "in lieu" in my last post. An error that I would normally not allow to pass my editing. Mom must have made me really mad.
My apologies for assaulting your intellect, dear reader.
My sincerest apologies.
:)
Saturday, September 29, 2007
This is hilarious... and other news.
New type of stop sign? Check that out here: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,298599,00.html
In other news, I'm still talking to the girl from last week. Man did my strategy ever work. She is what we call "sprung" - her words, not mine. Seriously - text message says: "Wow you've got me spruuuuung." Out of nowhere.
So what do I do? Take it slow. That's what. Slow slow slow slow slow. If there's anything I've learned about fast springs is that they're usually followed by even faster endings.
Also - my mother just pissed me off more than she ever has. We agreed I'd do some work for her for $50.00 per weekend. That money has really helped out in lieu of the recent work problems and my roommate having trouble paying rent. Well, she gets pissed at me out of nowhere and without explanation does the job herself. I was counting on that money for food for the week (yes, these past few months have been THAT bad) and it's just gone. I'm so furious I've hung up on her 4 times during conversation - something I have NEVER, EVER, EVER done.
Fortunately I got the best head ever last night.
That is all.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Laying the Daddy Dick
I've made two decisions in the past six months. One - no sleeping with chicks that I don't find EXTREMELY attractive. Two - when I find a chick that I find EXTREMELY attractive, lay the Daddy Dick Down.
This is what occurred last night. The Daddy Dick was laid down. If you don't know what that means you may need to a.) go practice having amazing sex or b.) go find a new partner.
Anyway - laying the DD is key to continuing sexual relationships with hot women. There's a cardinal rule - lay it down well enough the first time and they'll always let you back. Always. There are temporary exceptions such as boyfriends and affiances that get in the way on occasion - but when it comes down to it: give her some amazing dick and you'll have a special place in her heart forever.
Mission Daddy Down: Accomplished.
This is what occurred last night. The Daddy Dick was laid down. If you don't know what that means you may need to a.) go practice having amazing sex or b.) go find a new partner.
Anyway - laying the DD is key to continuing sexual relationships with hot women. There's a cardinal rule - lay it down well enough the first time and they'll always let you back. Always. There are temporary exceptions such as boyfriends and affiances that get in the way on occasion - but when it comes down to it: give her some amazing dick and you'll have a special place in her heart forever.
Mission Daddy Down: Accomplished.
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