Story Of The Week

Have you ever seen Superbad?  Well, you're a pussy for just having seen it.  This kid LIVED it!

<p>"The teenager, an aspiring police officer, allegedly wore a uniform and entered a South Side police station through an unlocked back door around 1:30 p.m. on Jan. 24. He was issued a radio and rode with a patrol officer for more than five hours, at times using the terminal in the squad car and responding to five assignments, Weis said."</p>

Dude was 14.  How old must this guy have looked to have gotten away with this?  Did he have a fake beard on or something?  

I find it ironic that the cops who screwed up are getting off on this, but the kid is wearing an electronic monitoring bracelet.  Gotta be tough on crime, right cops?

The whole story here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29498364/

I think it means you're a whore...

The Girls Gone Wild bus has appeared in my town yet again.  I swear the damned thing is here on a monthly basis.  What does that say about the community of women in my town?

I think it might mean they exhibit whore-like traits..  

Call me judgmental.

No... wait.  Don't.

The funniest thing about this healthcare reform...

...is the way people "interpret" it.

News articles across the web are riddled with comments from people who think it's unfair that they will - get this! - be ARRESTED for failure to maintain medical insurance.  Take this insightful comment from CNN.com:

"jryan1085 

My sister cant afford the cost of 100 a month for her and her 2 kids, so now she gets fined and put in jail and her kids get government foster care. TERRIFIC!!"

What?!  

I'm not saying I'm for this medical push - nor am I certain I'm completely against it - but it irks me when people make judgement based on information that was clearly passed along during a game of "Telephone."  Seriously.  Do your research before you get butt hurt.

Communist Tracker

http://www.google.com/prc/report.html#hl=en

Awwweeesssoooome.  Tracking how Communist China is managing Google's decision to chop the fuck OUT.  Naturally, moving their services to Hong Kong won't make the Chinese government happy.  I wonder how long before all of this is blocked?

Mourning a Passing

My first puppy ever died last week at age 10.  She was a beautiful black lab who had a more than healthy love for water - lakewater, kiddie pool water, puddle water...  she will be missed, especially by her brother and sister.

Rest in Peace Boop.

03/16/2010