... And then I became a bartender.
Listen, bars have been around for a long time and tipping is not a new concept. There is no longer an excuse for consistently leaving absolutely nothing. You didn't know? You've been here ten times.
Further, don't ask for a stronger drink. You got a fair pour and you didn't even deserve that. No, you cheap fuck, you can't have more. No, I won't "hook you up". You've never seen me before but other bartenders usually give you more? I've been here four days a week and have never seen your scrub ass so fuck off.
If you don't tip, don't be surprised when you're the last of twenty to get served. I'm here to make money. Would a mortgage broker waste time with someone they couldn't qualify? Would a car salesman? No.
I don't derive pleasure from assisting your intoxication. I just like to eat.
So this one's for you, no tippers. May your pours be short, and may your beers be pure head. Fuck. You.
3 comments:
I don't do bars, sorry, but I tip waitstaff well
No doubt, sir.
To clarify, I'm not complaining that when I do get tipped it isn't enough. I'm grateful for every dollar. It's the 0's on twenty, thirty, forty and more that I have issues with.
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