Tuesday, March 4, 2008

To the people of MySpace

Hopeless Romantic - Haven't seen you in years.  Per your request I have viewed your updated profile and pictures.  You ask me what I think?  I think you're an idiot and am now reminded of why we haven't spoken in so long.  Deleted.
 
I Hope She Knows - If she has MySpace she does.  You big girly man.  Next time I see you I'm gonna punch some masculinity in to your face.
 
To the guy that always posts the most pitiful status messages and moods in plain sight and wonders why he never, ever gets women.  Dude.  Stop posting that shit.  Pitiful doesn't work.
 
Thank you kind neighbors - and God Bless.
 
 

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