Monday, May 26, 2008

Bar Flirting v2.0142

This girl came back around last weekend.  If you don't want to go back and read that post, I'll summarize - this girl is absolutely gorgeous.  One weekend she stared at me all night from across the bar.  Next day she came in with her boyfriend.
 
Last Saturday she came back out with her aunt (which she always does - never seen her here with anyone other than her aunt.  With the exception of her boyfriend that one time.)
 
Apparently she is single.  So I jumped on it.  Took advantage of working behind a bar and flirted and took shots.  At the end of the night she gives me her number and wants to hang out next day.  So we do.  And all is well until I meet one of her friends.
 
Said friend is 19 and of the nerdy variety - and she thinks that because she's intentionally rude she's a "bitch."  And that's what makes her "cool."  Not only that but all I hear all night is "[Bar Girl] is sooooooo pretty.  Blah blah blah.  As beautiful as she is you'd think she'd be a bitch.. blah blah blah."
 
Dick riding is annoying as it is.
 
As she gets a few drinks in her she starts showing her bitch side.  So I warn her: "If you're a bitch to me I promise I'll be a huge dick to you."
 
Anyway, we head back to BG's house and chill some more.  I just happened to have a bowl of dank so I smoked her friends out.  And then BG's little friend gets loud.  "Blah blah blah."  Naturally, I know exactly what to do to infuriate a 19-year-old girl.
 
Poke at her insecurities of course!
 
I very sweetly joked about:  Her age.  Her acting her age.  Her glasses. 
 
You'd be amazed at how much little girls hate hearing things like, "When you grow up you'll understand."  They hate it.  Very much.
 
This fight literally went on all night.
 
On top of that, I found out that Bar Girl is 20 and has no car.
 
So - she's young, has no method of transportation, I don't get along with her friends and she just got out of a 4-year relationship she was with.  Further, her ex-boyfriend is now 26.  Which means he was 22 and she was 16 when they started dating.
 
All she's got going for her is that she is probably one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen.
 
And that is simply not enough.
 
But at least I was right about her staring me down at the bar  ;)

5 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

I hate young women, they are all very immature

Counsellor in Cultivation said...

you just "happened" to have dank around....hahahaha how come i don't know people like you?

It's amazing how many years four years really puts on your life. i look back on 20...wow...i am still SO FAR from mature, but i beat the hell out of back then.

Parad0x said...

Yeah, Mal, they tend to be.

And CiC, my two years since twenty have changed me unbelievably. I'm a very different person than I was back then.

I wonder what the next two years will do to change me.

CleverBoy said...

Her beauty isn't enough? Hmm...is there a chance that maybe she's just not beautiful enough for you?

Counsellor in Cultivation said...

where are you???