Standing in Line

I hate standing in line.

 

Now, I'm not a particularly nervous person.  Nor do I suffer from low self-esteem.  I'm not paranoid either.  But am I the only one who feels like I'm being watched by the entire world whenever I'm standing in line? 

 

Seriously, I feel like every passerby and sitter-by around has got their beady little eyes focused intently in my direction. 

 

This "attention" makes me think I should be doing something. 

 

So I take action.  I pull out my cell phone.  I look around for no reason.  I fidget with my feet and hands.

 

For no reason.

 

Man do I hate standing in line.