Call it what you will - "Wrong"-way, Jared's Fun House... Subway is a veritable crockpot of wisdom.
Take this tidbit from a group of teenagers who were strategically positioned directly BEHIND me as I stood in line:
Young Dude #1: "Man, I'm glad I'm not one-hundred and four."
Then later on that minute...
Young Dude #2: "Man, when I hit seventy I'm going to go buy a viper. I'm gonna take that thing down the highway as fast I can and the COPS are gonna take me out. Death by high-speed chase."
Young Dude #3: "Yeah dude - I'm gonna go skydiving. And I'm not gonna pull the chute."
I laughed out loud at all of this. Amazing what our youth do to prepare themselves for old age.
Amazing.
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In my own mind I always see myself turning around and saying to the Young Dudes-
"Yeah, and on behalf of a grateful Society, I want to thank you for not wanting to make it to 70"...
but in real life I value having my real front teeth too much.
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