To this woman. Call her Angie. It's cool, really.
Actually, I didn't make sweet, sweet love - it was more sweet, sweet getting head until her husband (ironically, Tom Cruise) came bursting through my door in anger.
I mean who the HELL has these kind of dreams after the age of 16? Apparently, I do. And I'm not complaining at all, because Angelina is super fine.
The only thing I regret is being cockblocked by Tom Cruise. What an asshole.
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expedia... via miami on lufthansa and, delta, and us air -- a million connections and transfers, but come on, 387!?!?!?
you'll have to give me some tips when it gets closer...
I would have thought you could have taken Tom Cruise ... doesn't he wear lifts? =) and just resumed said activity with Ms. Jolie!
Take Tom Cruise? Negative.
Unless you're saying this entire dream is some sort of subconscious sign of my homosexuality.
Hmm. Tom Cruise...
Nah. I'll stick with Angie.
Uhh ... age doesn't factor in here. I'm still having dreams like this and I'm ... OLD!
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