So an update

I took half of yesterday off work so I could get some stuff caught up in a class whose first (and only) in-class meeting I'd missed. 

 

It turns out the class is actually a "working" class - as in I work in their computer lab for 6 hours a week providing PC tech support.  What?  SWEET.

 

In other news, I went to a nearby Italian restaurant by myself yesterday and as I walked in an attractive woman in her mid-twenties looked up at me and gave me a big smile.  I was seated in the booth in front of her and was going to begin conversation when she started talking on her phone - to another guy, obviously a dating prospect, about the guy she wasn't over yet. 

 

I was GOING to start a conversation until I listened to her discuss (over and over) how she still had feelings for the last guy...

 

...so when her phone call ended I just turned around, smiled and said "Back in the dating game, eh?"  She smiled back and said, "Yes, I'm afraid so.  Unfortunately."  I simply replied "Good luck," and turned back to my food.

 

Stranger still...  I noticed something about myself in the shower this morning.  APPARENTLY I've been the victim of a tragic foreskin accident.  I asked my parents about this and as it turns out this accident occured at birth.  Some zany doctor simply cut it off.

 

All I could think was, "Damn, if that doctor had been any more drunk I might have been a woman right now."