Saturday, October 27, 2007

The Birds and Bees

"The point of sex is procreation," Aidan said rather assertively. 
 
 "Nay," said I.  "The point of sex is orgasm." 
 
 "Dude, animals have sex to have kids.  Even humans.  It's part of ensuring our species survives." 
 
"Really?  How many people do you know that have sex and habitually stop before reaching climax." 
 
He looked at me funny.
 
"None."
 
"Funny thing, though - I know people who regularly use some sort of birth control to avoid having children."
 
Aidan flashed a defeated smile and toasted to continual orgasmic enjoyment. 
 
"As always," I reminded him, "I am right.  You are wrong."

1 comment:

Mike said...

Unless of course you are a Mormon. They are kind of like the animals you speak of.