Need some lawyers

Flooding in my area is intense. I've been here a decade and have never seen flooding anywhere near this level.

So. I've reviewed my Bible.

There appears to have been a contract made by God with Man that states something along the lines of, "I won't ever flood the earth again."

I'm lookin' for a loophole - any way we can get this interpreted in such a way as to make flooding altogether illegal?

For those of you who are offended by the idea I might attempt to pay to take God to court, fear not. I hear he's got a crack team of lawyers so screw that.

I want a FREEBIE.