You know, it's not just men that say funny shit to get a date. A female friend of mine just asked me if I wanted to date. I said no and explained the millions of reasons why not - except the most crucial, hearbreaking one... you know, "I'm just not that in to you."
See, you can never really say that. Ever. Women suspect it anyway - if they didn't they wouldn't keep prodding and asking and begging when you say no. In fact, I think that's true of both men and women - for some reason we're a glutton for punishment and "no" is just not ever enough.
But I digress - get this.
H: "But we've been safe dating for forever.."
P: "I'm sorry... how's that?"
H: "Haha fooled you! Every time we went to the movies we were safe dating. And you didn't even know it!"
P: "But weren't you seeing someone at the time? Were you "safe cheating?"
I think that's the best pickup line a girl has ever thrown my way.
2 comments:
Your like the reincarnation of John Holmes
Haha! Minus the mindless screwing of various women of unknown origins, I suppose you have a point ;)
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